I wonder what it would be like...

[CplCJ]

If Alex and Amy ever met in person. How would the afternoon go? Keep it in script form, like in a movie.

[MadMax]

I don't have a clue, but I know there would be competition.

[MadMax]

She's mad because I got out an E5

[jarvisa]

Ummm what was your MOS? We could play softball and I could strike you out like I do all the other guys that think they are bad.

[MadMax]

2311, 8531. I'm not a softball player. I'm a swimmer. We can race if you want.

[jarvisa]

Okay I dont think I am playing this game right so here goes:

Amy brings her glove and cleats no need for a field because there wont be any hits. Alex has one at bat and that is it. Amy strikes him out and sits him down. BTW this is fast pitch not slow. After that Alex crys like a baby and ask to play a drinking game and then again Amy whoops him and that is that.

[jarvisa]

Okay what is that in words not numbers, crazy??? I dont like the water much except to get a tan, oh and I tan not burn.

[MadMax]

No you turn green... And that would happen right after you woke up from that dream you were having.

[jarvisa]

I dont look green in my profile pic duh there has to be something we could both compete at that we both like.

[MadMax]

Spades? Eukre? (spelling on that last one?) Knife throwing? Hand to hand combat?

[CplCJ]

Paintball!

[jarvisa]

No Im to pretty for paintball not trying to get bruised up. Dont really like cards that much. We can go shopping.

[MadMax]

Paintball is the better option. Remind me how you got through the Marines?

[jarvisa]

That was then this is now and I was a princess then too.

[jarvisa]

And the only reason I didnt make SGT was becuase my MOS was closed the last two years.

[MadMax]

Stayed away from the field did you?

[MadMax]

And the only reason I didnt make SGT was becuase my MOS was closed the last two years.

Pogue. And 2311 is Ammunition Tech and 8531 is Marksmanship Instructor.

[jarvisa]

Duh I was an accountant, but I did spend a fair share of time in the field. In Okinawa, Cpl Course, some while in Albany.

[MadMax]

When did they start calling it the Corporal's Course anyway? I went to NCO school.

[jarvisa]

Dunno I went in 97 at Cherry Pt so I guess then, they had a SGT course also.

[MadMax]

That's lame. I went in 92. How long was yours?

[jarvisa]

A month or so I dont really remember. Remember I am waaaayyyy younger than you. But I am up for paintball if you give me time to practice.

[CplCJ]

It was NCO School for me, too.

[MadMax]

There isn't enough time in existance for you to practice. Paintball for me is like softball for you.

[MadMax]

It was NCO School for me, too.

How long was yours? I thought mine was eight or nine weeks.

[jarvisa]

I am a quick learner and I found your weakness from the paintball thread.

[MadMax]

That is assuming that you will be able to find me before I mow you down :D

[jarvisa]

I would have to use your equipment because I am not wasting my money on toys!!!!

[MadMax]

You'll think they're toys until you get shot by them a couple of times. I'd have to find another gun...

[CplCJ]

How long was yours? I thought mine was eight or nine weeks.I had one that was 4 weeks and one that was 2 weeks, i think. I think one was NCO School and one was Corporals Course, not that i think of it.

[jarvisa]

I am sure if Alex and I ever really met he would be cordial and so would I there would be no trash talking or competition.

[MadMax]

I never heard of that. I still have my shirt...

[MadMax]

I am sure if Alex and I ever really met he would be cordial and so would I there would be no trash talking or competition.

At least for the first part of the day. It would develop I'm sure.

[jarvisa]

How long are we hanging out in this imaginary play date???? You think I would want to be around you that long???

[MadMax]

Perhaps not. No need to be a punk about it though.

[jarvisa]

Whaaaaa go cry now. I was just being sacrastic you know I would hang out with you, i dunno if you can tell but I am in a much better mood today than yesterday.

[MadMax]

You had a good reason not to be in a good mood yesterday. And I know you were kidding. But you're still a punk.

[jarvisa]

Who made you an internet hobo???

[MadMax]

Got me. I don't even pay attention anymore.

[CplCJ]

Wasn't me this time.

[MadMax]

I know. It was probably one of the boys again...

[CplCJ]

That was my guess, too.

[MadMax]

They're so sneaky.

[CplCJ]

Actually, after thinking about it, I think it might be someone else...Check your history, for grins.

[V8403]

you can always say S & G :D

[MadMax]

Actually, after thinking about it, I think it might be someone else...Check your history, for grins.

I did... Steve is the naughty one...

[CplCJ]

I did... Steve is the naughty one...That's what I thought... it sounded too deep for the kids...

[MadMax]

Deep? Like Internet Zenmaster? Or Midget Pornstar?

[jarvisa]

Dont answer that CJ....

[MadMax]

Why wouldn't he answer that?

[CplCJ]

Deep? Like Internet Zenmaster? Or Midget Pornstar?Meaning you're into Midgets? Or watching midgets doing porn?

I meant that the title Steve used did not seem like something the boys would write.

[MadMax]

I know what you meant, killer. I was just yanking the chain.

[CplCJ]

I know. I was just playing advocate.

[MadMax]

Do Amy and I need one that bad? Dang. Hey, we got along this morning, didn't we?

[jarvisa]

The morning is over Sweetheart.

[MadMax]

I guess it's time for the arguements then? :(

[CplCJ]

Personally I liked it better this morning...

[jarvisa]

I am not going to start anything the only real issues we fight about are sports, politics, and I think that is it.

[MadMax]

Yeah, the big ones. That, and she picks on me a lot.

[jarvisa]

You are a big boy I think you can take it !!!!! I wouldnt pick on you if I didnt like you:D

[MadMax]

Same back at you big girl.:D

[MadMax]

I think CJ needs to lose Mr. Gay sunburn guy

[jarvisa]

R u trying to create harmony CJ?????

[jarvisa]

Hey I think we got along pretty good today all in all. Of course nothing contraversial has come up today.

[MadMax]

Right. I think we did well. We left out all those pesky issues about sports and political strife.

[jarvisa]

You really do need to lose sunburn guy.

[MadMax]

Really. Where did you find him anyway? Coppertone.com? What not to look like when you walk away from the beach... Poster boy for SPF 45.

[CplCJ]

I am posterboy for Coppertone. I do use SPF 45

[jarvisa]

I was going to change your name to posterboy SPF Cj but no more estore.

[jarvisa]

So because of your MOS Alex you didnt get to work with any women???

[MadMax]

Just call him posterboy.

[MadMax]

So because of your MOS Alex you didnt get to work with any women???

I was in a victor unit until I went to the range.

[V8403]

STICH aka Pretty Boy sounds like a parrot or something :D

[CplCJ]

I was going to change your name to posterboy SPF Cj but no more estore.I'll change it myself, then.. That is pretty funny.

[MadMax]

Why do I sound like a parrot V8?

[V8403]

PRETTY BOY IS WHAT A PARROT would say would it not, if I am not mistaken.

[jarvisa]

You didnt change it CJ.

[CplCJ]

Changed...

[jarvisa]

Umm that is a little late now i have enough money to change it for you.

[jarvisa]

Maybe I could get rid of the terrible towel for you.

[MadMax]

Not unless your little fairy wants a black eye... I thought we declared a truce on avatars...

[CplCJ]

Its all fair.

[jarvisa]

Ummm was I talking to you lilo pretty boy?

[MadMax]

That would be Stitch, and I invited myself into the conversation...

[jarvisa]

Excuse me Walt, not up on my cartoons. I will make you both Bengals both Johnsons.

[MadMax]

And we would make you unable to post... :eek:

[jarvisa]

You cant do that.

[MadMax]

Sure we could, but we won't. That is unless you start causing problems....

[jarvisa]

When have you ever known me to be a problem starter.

[MadMax]

Other than daily? Never...

[jarvisa]

Alright who deleted my butterfly you know I am going to get you back.

[jarvisa]

Damn you Bolles I even gave you practice test advice.

[jarvisa]

Alright CJ I guess you want some too.

[jarvisa]

You didnt like my chair girl.

[CplCJ]

I figured it was appropriate. The JPG file is called stealers.jpg. that is what you always call them... We all want some, I guess.

[CplCJ]

You know what I mean. Keep it clean...

[jarvisa]

I know what you mean CJ no need to clarify. After all your arent Alex.

[CplCJ]

We are all fair game here, except Mon Capitan! He is locked down tight! HA!

[MadMax]

What do you mean Amy?

[jarvisa]

Nothing Alex just giving you a hard time.

[CplCJ]

No Way!

[MadMax]

It's okay, CJ, she's been known to do that occasionally.

[jarvisa]

Hey I have been a lot nicer recently.

[MadMax]

Yes, veeeery.

[CplCJ]

Nice is good.

[MadMax]

That's what I heard too.