December 15th, 1972, 16:52
Hahaha I like that one!!!
December 15th, 1972, 16:57
Ok why in the world did it put my reply to this as the first one?!? Don't mean to thread jack or anything!!
July 11th, 2008, 15:03
I was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell!" yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and burned rubber for a half mile.
I thought it over and decided maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a gorgeous blonde. She smiled seductively, and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat!" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, with perfect breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please....stop the car!" She immediately slammed on the brakes, and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I wanna screw somebody!":schilder017:
July 11th, 2008, 19:09
LMAO. Great one, Larry. Thanks
July 11th, 2008, 21:02
That's the first time I've heard that one and it's pretty good
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