Widdle Wabbits

[jeffchance]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

[kmarier2001]

:schilder017: Children are just so darn cute:D

[DOCWILLEY]

Rabbits are not always cute little creatures


http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss95/willieson_2009/RabbitHoldupCartoon.jpg

:D

[V8403]

And here we go with the Wabbits :eek: :D

http://www.funatiq.com/images/funny-rabbit-cartoon.jpg



http://www.funatiq.com/images/hilarious-rabbit-cartoon.jpg

[krazyjhwife]

I have a feeling the wabbits will be like the horses, poor little things.:D

[V8403]

I have a feeling the wabbits will be like the horses, poor little things.:D

What makes you think that? It may even be funny at times

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-little-rabbit-slipped.jpg

http://www.gii.in/fun/images/Rabbit_kills_kids.jpg
Damn this is a dangerous rabbit, Stay Away

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-bunny-wants-hug.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-mitosis-rabbits.jpg

[Guide Plt.2129]

Please provide "reasonable" captions for photos below.
So, ywes, we're woff and wunning!!!!
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h199/jandkatlarge/giant-rabbit.jpg

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h199/jandkatlarge/503-vampire-rabbit.jpg (http://photobucket.com/)

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h199/jandkatlarge/rabbit.jpg (http://photobucket.com/)

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h199/jandkatlarge/badbunny.jpg (http://photobucket.com/)

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h199/jandkatlarge/EAsterEvilBunny.jpg (http://photobucket.com/)

and more at :http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h199/jandkatlarge/giant-rabbit.jpg&imgrefurl=http://othejoys.blogspot.com/2008/03/beady-eyed-peeps-bad-bunny-anthology.html&usg=__G0cpSw2kPkQzdGuEZ9NyIbLih3o=&h=382&w=500&sz=61&hl=en&start=8&sig2=6dCuNLFJW3oH90ljHprQpQ&tbnid=jd5SznoQFFOwUM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBad%2Bbunny%2Brabbitt%26gbv%3D2%26hl% 3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG&ei=bNbYSY2JNZjItAPgpO2vCg

(Note-Last picture on that page is for discussion on how to aquire a dead wabbitt,if it gets that far,and if anyone is that far ahead........dont blame the dog.)
Wusty
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:lMYFHlJRnypdoM:http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/08-15/0-evilrabbit.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/07/08-15/0-evilrabbit.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/15/the-real-live-bunny-rabbit-envelope-opener-you-know-you-want-one.aspx&usg=__3Bme_IQHkiWUfsncKh_mE4ndeZw=&h=312&w=400&sz=23&hl=en&start=20&sig2=hpB_ra44XH7kMgMHMDGOdA&tbnid=lMYFHlJRnypdoM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBad%2Bbunny%2Brabbit%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3 Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX&ei=atnYScz6K5aktAOxw4isCg)

[kmarier2001]

I am forever scarred and will never be able to sit on the Easter Bunny's lap after seeing that picture of him with the little boy on his lap! Vewy scarewy!

[V8403]

I am forever scarred and will never be able to sit on the Easter Bunny's lap after seeing that picture of him with the little boy on his lap! Vewy scarewy!

what about the kids hunting Easter eggs in the park with the rabbit behind the tree ? :D

[Guide Plt.2129]

what about the kids hunting Easter eggs in the park with the rabbit behind the tree ? :D
That happens all the time dont it???? :p
Things you never want to hear you neighbor say "Yep, poor ol spot, the wabbit ate'em"

Rusty :rankm-lcpl:

[kmarier2001]

John ~ that pic is scarewy, too! Here's a less scarewy picture.....

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l317/kmarier2001/deadeasterbunny.jpg

[V8403]

NOW here are some cute photos

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-little-rabbit-bounces-up-and-down1.jpg

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/23650000/23659126.JPG

http://seemikedraw.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/rabbits.gif

http://picture-book.com/files/userimages/14u/bunnies.jpg


http://www.hilarioustshirts.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/butt.jpg

:D:D:D:D:D

[Guide Plt.2129]

A medical device also called a "Wabbitt"
A wabbitt is:http://seemikedraw.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/rabbits.gif

Explanation of the wabbitt, medical device, this is not for anyone under 40, serious........................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................................






http://www.bestcelebgossip.com/Claudiapics/rabbit-pearl-vibrator-big.jpgIts some kind of medical device thats real scarry................
Wusty

[DOCWILLEY]

is that a gumball machine or a slot machine.im a little confused

[DOCWILLEY]

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

[Guide Plt.2129]

is that a gumball machine or a slot machine :confused im a little confused

http://i462.photobucket.com/albums/qq341/kimchele/Laughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gif

One of thos twenty-five cent rides, I think.
I dare you to try and put a quarter in it.........

Wustty :rankm-lcpl:

[kmarier2001]

Oh boy, Wusty. You're a naughty widdle waskily wabbit.

[V8403]

That he is Kristin !

Now these are FUNNY

http://i356.photobucket.com/albums/oo4/Squee544/Trixrabbit.jpg


http://zapatopi.net/blog/yrtap_comic_2006-05-22-4.png

http://www.pianoladynancy.com/images/bunnycomputer.jpg

[Guide Plt.2129]

Oh boy, Wusty. You're a naughty widdle waskily wabbit.

There again, #10, and embarrased http://www.manysmileys.com/styles/common/spacer.gifhttp://www.manysmileys.com/styles/common/spacer.gifhttp://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens1609909_smiley_embarrassed.png to boot!!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Mb8QroRG_2NbNM:http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/glitters/r/rabbit-8470.gif (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/glitters/r/rabbit-8470.gif&imgrefurl=http://graphicshunt.com/search/16/smiley.htm&usg=__0FaBjJzf8pH1udt8YkuqbLiG0_c=&h=58&w=71&sz=9&hl=en&start=15&sig2=cS7pDFEDTdiycYz1H5bYtg&um=1&tbnid=Mb8QroRG_2NbNM:&tbnh=56&tbnw=69&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drabbitt%2Bsmiley%2B.gif%26hl%3Den%26s afe%3Doff%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7GFRE_en%26sa%3DG%26um%3D1&ei=1WzaSezkIJS6tgPj4bDiBg) + http://www.rabbithuntingonline.com/recipes/images/chef.gif = http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l196/bellamy-lover-495/Killer_rabbit.jpg

Wabbitts!!!!----+-->Chef + Recipe----> = ------------->---------->
Rabbit On a Stick

marinade
4lb deboned rabbit backs and legs cut into small cubes
4tbl spoons olive oil
5cloves garlic minced
2tbl spoons rosemary
3tbl spoons parmesan cheese
salt and pepper
Place rabbit {cotton tail} cubes in combined marinade and let marinade over night
Place rabbit on skewers {small portions} roll skewers in flour then in egg then in seasoned bread crumbs.
Heat a cast iron frying pan with oil and brown skewers in oil place browned skewers in roasting pan standing vertical and roast at 400 degrees for 40 minutes enjoy serve with a nice Niagara merlot

Chardonay is the real prefrance here, that earthy oak boq'uet really brings out that wild underlying taste....................wait a minute, where did the chef go????

:schilder017:

[kmarier2001]

Yuck! I don't like rabbit. And yes, I have had it. My ex made me taste little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest, after he shot it. Not anything I would ever ever try again. No matter what he killed, he would say it tastes like chicken. Well, nothing tastes like chicken except chicken!

[jeffchance]

What does the term "Go West!" mean????


That's what widdle wabbits do when they get tired of wunning awound.

[V8403]

Wabbits go West

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Park/2326/bb_elefntgun.wav

http://www.bunniwerks.org/Rabbit.jpg




http://www.gagneint.com/Final%20site/books/rabbits/rabbits.jpg

http://www.savageearth.net/Rabbit.jpg

[gunga55]

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
I heard the joke as Chicago PD but it still is good.