Thread: Four guys are playing golf:
May 8th, 2012, 21:02 #1
Four guys are playing golf:
The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play anytime here for free!
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight at evening prayers!
The Indian doctor said, 'Good idea and I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleagues too see if there's anything they might be able to do for any one of them.'
The Chinese businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honor of these brave souls!'
The Italian from New Jersey said, 'Why the f**k can't they play at night?Micky --- All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honor; mercy; duty; hope. Sir Winston Churchill
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Four men were out golfing and discussing how each convinced their wife to let them play golf every morning.
1st guy: I had to buy my wife a BMW to let me play golf daily.
2nd guy: You got off cheap! I had to buy my wife a BMW and a mink coat.
3rd guy: You both got off dirt cheap! I had to buy my wife the BMW, mink coat and a diamond necklace.
4th guy: Ha! I didn't have to buy my wife a single thing! Every morning when I wake up, I lean over in bed, nudge my wife and ask, "Intercourse or golf course?" She instantly replies, "Don't forget to take your sweater."J.E. Stevens U.S. Navy (Ret)
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