True American

[1marineslady]

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE !


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You still say "Christmas"
instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You treat VietNam Vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never burned an American Flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You respect your elders and expect
your kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this from me, it is because I believe that you, like me,
have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those
talked about in this email.

God Bless the U S A !

Git 'er done!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CplCJ]

Ah must be un,den.

[MadMax]

Okay, CJ, I had to read your post about six times until I got it. And Melissa, I will be stealing this for a personal email... thanks.

[1marineslady]

Ok no problem and what is un,den?

[CplCJ]

Ah must be un,den.
I must be one , then.
I was speaking redneck.

[MadMax]

No wonder I had no idea what you were saying at first. I thought it was German.

[CplCJ]

That would be:
Ich würde ein, dann sein.

[MadMax]

Smart ass.

[CplCJ]

Intelligenter Esel

[MadMax]

Fiiiine, Adolf. Keep it up and there will be no Americanizing for you...