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  1. July 23rd, 2008, 20:00 #1
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    Talking Husband & Wife Joke



    Husband: Honey, why don't ever tell me when you're having an orgasm?

    Wife: Because you're never here.
    You're never too old to let the child inside you come out and play from time to time.
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  3. July 23rd, 2008, 20:03 #2
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    Re: Husband & Wife Joke

    Now that was just bad, but I loved it lol.
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  4. July 23rd, 2008, 21:11 #3
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    Re: Husband & Wife Joke

    Now that there is funny, I don't care who you are
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  5. July 23rd, 2008, 22:03 #4
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    Re: Husband & Wife Joke

    ok here is a good joke. A wife says to her husband, " Tell me something good but dirty." The husband replies, "Your the wettest out of all of your friends."
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  6. July 23rd, 2008, 22:11 #5
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    Re: Husband & Wife Joke

    welcome aboard by the way AT
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    Re: Husband & Wife Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by AT_USMC View Post
    ok here is a good joke. A wife says to her husband, " Tell me something good but dirty." The husband replies, "Your the wettest out of all of your friends."
    ... She replies, "And you're the smallest but thickest of all of your friends."
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    Re: Husband & Wife Joke

    This thread should be titled "sic adult jokes"! LOL
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  9. July 24th, 2008, 09:07 #8
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    Re: Husband & Wife Joke

    After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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  10. July 24th, 2008, 12:07 #9
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    Re: Husband & Wife Joke

    Hahaha those are great!!! Thanks for the welcome.
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  11. July 24th, 2008, 12:40 #10
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    Re: Husband & Wife Joke

    sexist joke....
    How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

    [SPOILER]none if the +++++ in the kitchen is doing her job![/SPOILER]
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