Airforce funny

[Jarheadgerald]

My wife's ex husband sent this to me and I had to share it with all of you.


US Air Force C-130

Even if you weren't in the service you can understand this one. A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland, at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it.

The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft only to find that the latrine pumptruck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.

As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, 'Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished.' Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands up tall and says, 'Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland, for 11 months without any leave, and reindeers' asses are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it's 2:30 in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump shit out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?'

[nightwolf]

lol, that's very good! Thanks for posting it!

[radical4t1]

If I were that Airman, I would think of a way to rig the toilet to spray that pretty Air Force blue water in the toilet on the next A$$ that flushes it .

[V8403]

That is so true. nothing like fresh honey to freshen him up.

here is another funny

[kmarier2001]

Great ones, guys!! Lots of laughs on both of those

[krazyjhwife]

I'm so glad Gerald doesn't hurt when he laughs. We enjoyed the video. Thanks for the laughs.

[gunga55]

thanks to the second power

[V8403]

Leave it to the A.F